Tesseract Consulting LLC presents
Chris is
not a bot
Real business broker. Real AI guy. Real human. I help people buy, sell and grow businesses from Mesa, Arizona (and yes, I answer my own phone).
No bots allowed.
Humans welcome!
Chris
Business Broker
Mesa, Arizona
United States
Last Login: just now
Mood: caffeinated
| Status: | 100% Human |
|---|---|
| Here for: | Buying, selling and growing businesses |
| Hometown: | Mesa, AZ |
| Education: | University of Arkansas |
| Occupation: | Business Broker and AI Consultant |
| Company: | Tesseract Consulting LLC |
Chris's Blurbs
About me:
I've been building things on the internet since high school, when I built a mass multiplayer online game that ended up with almost a million players (which, ultimately, is what got me a scholarship to the University of Arkansas).
After college I went into online marketing and website design, and a few years out of school I sold one of my first companies, a lead generation company, to a major worldwide bank. I've been buying, building and selling businesses ever since, both my own and for my clients.
Today I run Tesseract Consulting out of Mesa, Arizona, where I help people buy and sell businesses and put AI to work inside the ones they already have.
Who I'd like to meet:
Business owners thinking about selling, buyers looking for the right deal, and anybody buried in busywork that a little AI could take off their plate.
What I Can Do For You
NEWBusiness Valuation - Find out what your business is really worth before you list it.
Listing and Marketing - I package it and get it in front of the right buyers.
Closing Day - I walk the deal all the way to the closing table.
Deal Finding - Tell me what you want and I'll help you find it.
NEWDeal Review - A second set of eyes on the numbers before you sign anything.
Getting It Bought - Offers, negotiating and getting it across the finish line.
NEWAI Voice and Text Assistants - Answer calls and texts around the clock.
Booking Bots - Get leads on your calendar without chasing them.
Automations - Take the busywork off your plate (built by a human, obviously).
Strategy - Figure out the right move before you make it.
Deal Structure - How the deal gets put together matters as much as the price.
Start to Finish - From the first conversation to the last signature.
AI is the most powerful tool I've ever gotten my hands on.
I use it every single day, in my own businesses and in my clients' businesses, to answer calls after hours, follow up with every lead, write, research and handle a whole lot of the busywork that used to eat up the day.
And ultimately, I've seen Terminator enough times to know how this goes. The people who fought the machines spent the whole movie running from them, so I'd much rather be on their good side (which is also why I always say please and thank you to my AI, just in case).
The businesses that learn to work with it are going to come out way ahead, and I'd love to help yours be one of them.
Check everything that's true for you:
Your Robot Friendship Level:
Uh oh. You might be on their list.
- Answer every email yourself at 11pm
- Miss the calls that come in after 5
- Forget to follow up with half your leads
- End up hiding in a bunker anyway
- AI answers your calls and texts around the clock
- Every lead gets a follow up, automatically
- You get your nights and weekends back
- The robots remember you were nice to them
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